Dear Compass Jones,
Where are you?
If you’re reading this, then you likely know – or think you know – the whole story. No doubt Ethan and your mother have been filling your ears and head with their versions of the ‘truth.’ But I can assure you that at least half of what you’ve been told is, at best, of dubious accuracy. Consider the source, after all. How many lies has Mom told you? I realize that you have no more reason to believe me than her, but think on this: as yet, I haven’t told you a single lie. So please, daughter, reply to this and let’s begin a long overdue conversation.
Your doting
Dad